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Dog Shows Puppy How To Use Doggy Door

Because children (and most adults, honestly) are often ignorant to the ways of the world, this is a video of a dog showing a puppy where the doggy door is so it stops scratching at the sliding glass human door and can let itself inside and outside whenever it needs to. So, do you think the puppy remembered the doggy door on its own next time? Because if it’s anything like my dogs, not at all, and pooped on the carpet instead of the hardwood.

Thanks again to JustA, who has so many gold star stickers now she could probably cover our bedroom ceiling with constellations.