Get the long hook, get it off the stage!
$16K Unitree G1 Humanoid Robot Ready For Mass Production (Read: The Clone Wars)

Because we’ll have failed as a species as far as 8-year old me is concerned if we don’t have Rosey the Robot maids by the end of my lifetime, Unitree Robotics has released a new video of the mass production model of its G1 humanoid robot, which should be available shortly starting at around $16,000. Could you buy a car for that? Shoot, I’ll sell you a dozen cars for that. The robot is approximately 4’4″ tall, weighs 77 pounds, and is ready to arm itself with a laser rifle and bring humanity to its knees. Or trip and fall down stairs and not be able to get back up, it really could go either way.

Keep going for the hype video, as well as a CNET video about the robot.