Do you have the Halloween spirit? Do you want a Freddy Krueger fire pit to display? Do you have $1,500? If you answered yes to at least the last two questions you’re in luck, because UK-based Etsy shop Burned by Design is selling this Freddy Krueger fire pit. Freddy measures

Because why not repackage an existing product with the hope of selling more of it, Heinz is releasing limited edition ‘Tomato Blood’ ketchup in time for Halloween. It’s regular ketchup with a different sticker on the front of the bottle. They’re also selling costumes (bloody pirate, bloody mummy, bloody mad

I don’t think I ever owned a Cabbage Patch Kids doll, but I did have the playhouse growing up. I got it for like my fifth birthday. This one right HERE. God, I spent so much time in there getting stung by the bees that also called it home. Enter

Soap, just like a hamburger right before you swim, is hard not to eat, especially when your mom tells you not to. And now it’s going to be even more difficult no thanks to this hamburger soap manufactured and sold by Etsy shop SnowsCutSoaps. Each $6 slider-size burger comes with

Because wherever there’s Mandalorian merchandise to be sold, there’s money to be made hand-over-fist, this is The Child Glitter Globe available from The Bradford Exchange ($90). This year’s must-have holiday decoration features Grogu in his hover crib, surrounding with swirling glitter that, at least in my mind, he generated with

Available for pre-order from McFarlane Toys (shipping in November), this is the line of The Princess Bride action figures featuring the likenesses of Westley (aka the Dread Pirate Roberts), Princess Buttercup, Inigo Montoya, and Fezzik. All the figures feature 22 moving parts for maximum articulation and Westley, Princess Buttercup and

Because nobody needs to know who I am or what I’m looking at or if I have a boogie, these are the ‘Oversized Huge Big Mask Shield Full Face Polarized Large Mirror Sunglasses’ from brand vvovvug and available on Amazon. They remind me of a motorcycle helmet visor, but with

In real mature news, this is the already-funded Kickstarter campaign for the Fart Pedal, a guitar effects pedal that turns guitar input into farts. It includes a switch for selecting either juicy or dry farts, and a knob for just how much gas the pedal produces. It also comes with