This is a video of pro inline skater Ilia Savosin strapping wheeled office chair bases to his feet and hitting an indoor skate park to show off his skills. And what skills he has! I didn’t expect much, but he delivered so much more. Always a pleasant surprise, especially when it’s DoorDash. And if two office chairs go missing from my office this Friday, we don’t know each other.

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Proof that if you eat enough chips, anything is possible (I’ve been telling my mom for years!), this is a video of Eric and Tony G of Youtube channel EMCproductions constructing a marching band style drum set out of empty Pringles cans. The cans were all cut to different lengths to produce different tones, with balloons acting as the drum heads. There also appear to be a few Gatorade drink mix cans acting as cymbals. I love that granulated Gatorade. I don’t even mix it with water, just lick my finger and stick it in like Fun Dip. “Quick, hide the Gatorade mix!” I imagine my friends whisper-yelling when they see me show up on their doorbell cam.

Because if you really put your mind to it, you can try anything, this is a video of pro freeride mountain biker Sam Pilgrim attempting to ride a penny farthing bike on a downhill trail, then around a BMX track. He does a good job all things considered. All the things considered being that giant front wheel and tiny back wheel, just to be clear.

This is some drone footage of a climber successfully summiting a rocky, snow-covered peak. It’s beautiful, sure, but I’d be lying if I said that looks like a good time to me. That looks cold and dangerous. And while I’m all about danger, I don’t do the cold. I do hot baths and aromatherapy candles. “He can be in there for hours.” Hey, I told you we should have gotten a 2-bathroom.

Note: Turn your volume down, crashing.

Because there’s a good reason God gave cats nine lives, this is some night vision security cam footage (presumably set up after a ghost left dirty dishes in the sink) of a cat attempting to leap off a trashcan onto the kitchen counter. Unfortunately for it, it knocks the can over and misses the counter, bringing that vacuum cleaner down with it. The cat then curses and makes a run for the door. Classic cat move right there! Like pooping on the bath rug instead of in the litter box.

Presumably after seeing the Super Mario 64 version of Radiohead’s In Rainbows go triple platinum gum wrapper, this is a video from Youtuber Something Is Real (is it though?) of Nirvana’s Nevermind album recreated using Super Mario 64’s soundfont. It was a good listen. Should have used Toad for the album cover though.