This is a video of a Barcelona puppeteer with a next-level control rig (check out those finger controls!) getting his frog puppet to play the piano, with absolutely stunning results. Just watch, it’s wild. And trust me, I know a thing about wild — I’ve been around the block. Both sexually and otherwise, but mostly just sexually. To be honest I’ve hardly left the porch related to most other things.

Keep going for both a day and night performance.

In hold my beer news, this is a video of Scottish cyclist Danny MacAskill (previously) riding his bike across the length of a tennis net. What is he, practicing to be an extreme ball boy or something? Because that would make tennis a lot more exciting to watch. Right now the only thing to get excited about is players smashing rackets and yelling at the umpire, which happens far too infrequently for me to ever justify watching tennis.

This is a video of Youtuber Sabatkay Projects constructing and testing a relatively simple rifle he built that shoots knives like a slingshot. It doesn’t seem too complicated, which means I’ll probably try building my own this weekend, with far less impressive, but far more dangerous results. “I’ll warm up the car and familiarize myself with the quickest route to the hospital.” Love you, honey!

This is a video from a recent Australian football game between Brisbane and Melbourne at The Gabba stadium in Brisbane when all the lights go out due to a bulb catching fire. How exciting! Was this part of a plot to undermine the fairness of the game and win massive bets? In my mind it was. I mean Australia was founded as a penal colony.

This is a side-by-side comparison posted by new mom Dani Grier Mulvenna, who commented how much her baby looks like Woody Harrelson. Then Woody caught wind of the post and wrote baby Cora a poem. How precious is that? They do look insanely similar. “I’ll call Maury.” Nah, call Woody instead and ask him just how high he is right now, I’m curious.

Thanks to Allyson S, for reminding me Maury Povich and Connie Chung have been married since 1984.

Because this is the internet and the internet is like a roller coaster that never stops once you’re on no matter how many times you puke, this is a video edited by There I Ruined It (previously) featuring Mr. Rogers performing ‘Won’t You Be My Neighbor?’ to the tune of the Animals’ ‘House Of The Rising Sun’. Both of these songs have special places in my heart, albeit for entirely different reasons. What are those reasons? Well wouldn’t you like to know, busybody!

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