This is a video of a raccoon having the time of its life climbing on, and falling off of, a children’s swingset. Now I’m not saying that raccoon is clearly drunk, but I am saying I know him personally and his name is Little Todd and he’s never not had too much to drink. That’s the thing with these back alley dumpster bars, they just don’t care — they’ll overserve anybody paying with good cat food. Dammit, go home to your family and start acting right, Todd.

Keep going for the video, but the raccoon leaves after 2:00 so no need to go any further than that.