This is a short video of a little archerfish demonstrating how easily it could hit an apple on someone’s head by spitting a perfect bullseye and knocking its shrimp treat into the water. Impressive. Maybe not as good as my aim, but *tosses paper wad at trashcan, misses* Whatever. You think you’re so cool, fish? But can you do THIS? “Please not the detachable thumb trick.” IT’S ALL I’VE GOT.