This is a compilation of clips of Jonathan Frakes from the television series Beyond Belief: Fact Or Fiction (but better known as Commander Riker from Star Trek: The Next Generation) that have been slowed down so Jonathan sounds like the village drunk (previously: an edit of him interrogating you). Would
This is a video of a drunk man at a wedding reception dancing with a sparkler then dry humping his partner and setting a dry flower display on fire in the process. He then proceeds to wipe the fire off the barrel with the sleeve of his suit jacket, and
This is a video of a raccoon having the time of its life climbing on, and falling off of, a children’s swingset. Now I’m not saying that raccoon is clearly drunk, but I am saying I know him personally and his name is Little Todd and he’s never not had