This is some home security cam footage of a woman and her niece backyard camping in the bed of a truck when a local raccoon comes to pay them a visit. It sneakily plays tag with the girl’s head until she wakes up. Some more details: Niece is fine. No

This is a video of an allegedly wild raccoon playing jazz on a Pet Piano, a $200 smart pet feeder *spit takes cat kibble* that rewards pets for playing and can be auto-tuned so each key press plays a melody, or performs any song you want. In this case, the

This is a short clip from bartender cat_sevaress, who ordered delivery tacos (as hungry/drunk people are apt to do), and opened up her apartment door to discover a raccoon had ripped through the bottom of the bag and already begun taste-testing her tacos. I like the raccoon’s friends hanging out

Proof that everyone runs on Dunkin’, this is a video of a raccoon cautiously approaching the drive-thru window at a location and being served a complimentary vanilla frosted donut. The way it reaches for the donut then puts it in its mouth — precious moments. Now, are you thinking what

This is a video of engineer William Osman’s quest to determine if he’s ready to have a child after his wife Chelsea told him that she was. So, what did he do? Why he rented a pet raccoon, of course, to “simulate having a child.” Young children not having nearly

In nowhere near it news, this is a video of two raccoons hopping up to try to reach the door latch of what appears to be a giant unadorned Hobbit-hole. Unfortunately for them, their little ineffectual jumps hardly bring them any closer to the latch than just standing there. One

Because raccoons are nature’s ninjas, these are several videos from wildlife rehabilitator Angie Renée of a bunch of raccoons playing on, and trying to climb up, a playground slide. That looks like a good time, and I’m going to pretend I’m not upset that I wasn’t invited to this trash

This is a video from self-proclaimed ‘Italian Raccoon Whisperer’ Jim Coniglione of 60+ raccoons swarming his porch as he feeds them in Glen Clove, New York. I didn’t count 60, but I also suck at counting, especially ninjas. Regardless, that is a lot of raccoons! You think he’s named them