This is a video from self-proclaimed ‘Italian Raccoon Whisperer’ Jim Coniglione of 60+ raccoons swarming his porch as he feeds them in Glen Clove, New York. I didn’t count 60, but I also suck at counting, especially ninjas. Regardless, that is a lot of raccoons! You think he’s named them

This is a video of Bradenton, Florida delivery driver Robert Acton rescuing ten raccoons stuck in a dumpster that he discovered while making a delivery to a nearby business. Robert says he “heard a rustling noise coming from the dumpster” (which in Florida could mean absolutely anything), and discovered the

Living the dream: it’s nice to know some people are out there actually doing it. Enter James Blackwood, a retired Canadian police officer who has taken to feeding the as many as thirty raccoons that show up on his back porch nightly because he tosses out grapes and cookies and

Have $200 burning a hole in your pocket and been on the lookout for a bronze or white colored raccoon holding a lightbulb lamp? Well then you’re in luck my friend, because Anthropologie is selling them! Cast from resin, the lamps will certainly “add a bit of whimsy to a

This is a video of CNN reporter Joe Johns trying to shoo away a raccoon just moments before going live in front of the White House, roaring and throwing a crate in its direction. Haha, raccoons — they’re just like children, they want to be part of the show. And,

This is a video of a raccoon having the time of its life climbing on, and falling off of, a children’s swingset. Now I’m not saying that raccoon is clearly drunk, but I am saying I know him personally and his name is Little Todd and he’s never not had

These are a couple delightful videos of self-proclaimed Raccoon Whisperer Jim Blackwood feeding some of the raccoons in his neighborhood from a bucket of hot dogs. Man, add some ketchup and relish to that buffet and I can be there tonight. Per some delightful Youtube commenters: 100 years from now