This is a video of CNN reporter Joe Johns trying to shoo away a raccoon just moments before going live in front of the White House, roaring and throwing a crate in its direction. Haha, raccoons — they’re just like children, they want to be part of the show. And,

This is a video of a raccoon having the time of its life climbing on, and falling off of, a children’s swingset. Now I’m not saying that raccoon is clearly drunk, but I am saying I know him personally and his name is Little Todd and he’s never not had

These are a couple delightful videos of self-proclaimed Raccoon Whisperer Jim Blackwood feeding some of the raccoons in his neighborhood from a bucket of hot dogs. Man, add some ketchup and relish to that buffet and I can be there tonight. Per some delightful Youtube commenters: 100 years from now