"This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there."
Big Trouble In Little China Gets The Honest Trailers Treatment

Because it’s all in the reflexes, this is the heavily requested Screen Junkies honest trailer for Big Trouble In Little China. It’s over six minutes long though, which is 1/20th of the entire movie. Not that I’m complaining, I could quote Big Trouble In Little China all day. And do most days. My girlfriend doesn’t always like it, but *shrug* sooner or later I rub everybody the wrong way. “Nothing or double?” The check is in the mail.