Seriously, just watch it. To the end. This is a video of a beautiful ginger cat lapping up some milk, set to some absolutely delectable jams by Uzbekistani musician Sherzod Ergashev. It’s a banger. Obviously, there’s no question that this video, this very video, is the whole reason the internet
Because getting hacked makes your computer screen look like you clicked on the wrong boner pill ad and you’ve died and gone to pop-up heaven, this is a scene from appropriately titled ‘The Bone Yard’, a 2004 episode of NCIS in which Abby and McGee attempt to thwart a hacking
Because the internet never stops churning out solid gold/super mushy turds, this is another musical mashup from Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time featuring a slow speed mashup of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s posterior classic ‘Baby Got Back’ and a Bach orchestral piece conducted by Leonard Bernstein. What’s next, ‘SexyBach’
Because the internet operates under a just because you can policy, this is a video of Elon Musk deepfaked as Miley Cyrus in her music video for ‘Wrecking Ball’. For those of you unaware, Elon Musk will be the host of SNL this week, with Miley Cyrus as musical guest.
Because the internet never stops turning, this a video of a roller coaster in Lithuania that got stuck, and the passengers managed to get it moving again by bobbing their heads in unison, with Night At The Roxbury’s ‘What Is Love’ by Haddaway added for extra effect. So…is this video
In what I assume was an improvised personality test, this is a short video from TikTok user danil_chernyy of their three cats each attempting to navigate a minefield of plastic cups at the bottom of the stairs. I’m not sure if the order in the video is the actual order
This is a video of precious angel Mitzi performing a little impromptu horror movie soundtrack as she strolls across an electronic keyboard. Of course it doesn’t hurt that the effects active on the synthesizer really lend themselves to a horror movie atmosphere. Did her owner set her up for this
This is a video of a sleeping cat snoring into one of those little voice-changing microphones. Did you forget this is the internet? This is the internet. The sound it makes sounds like a fart you really thought was going to be silent but had an agenda of its own