Because those fast food calories aren’t going to burn themselves, this is a video of strongman Jaden Tyson Laing carrying a stripped (but still 800-pound) car through a McDonald’s drive-thru. His order? Just a single cheeseburger. Come on, Jaden, you’re carrying a car, surely you can get more than just one cheeseburger. You probably burnt all those calories just walkin up. I’ve never carried a car through the drive-thru and I’ve still never ordered less than four cheeseburgers. Three straight and one for late — that’s my motto. My doctor isn’t thrilled about it. He suggested something like “Leafy green will keep you lean,” but I had to remind him he’s a doctor and not a jingle writer so he should probably stay in his lane.