Because those fast food calories aren’t going to burn themselves, this is a video of strongman Jaden Tyson Laing carrying a stripped (but still 800-pound) car through a McDonald’s drive-thru. His order? Just a single cheeseburger. Come on, Jaden, you’re carrying a car, surely you can get more than just

Because…okay I have absolutely no idea why (but hopefully just a college design project), this is a video of a cat carrier that unzips from the rear of a pair of pants, allowing a cat to be carried directly behind the owner’s ass. “But what did you have for lunch?”

In news that shouldn’t surprise anybody who’s ever been tasked with working with other people, large groups of ants were able to solve the piano mover’s puzzle better than large human groups in recent experiments conducted by the Weizmann Institute. The study found that individually or in small groups humans

This is a video of Jojo The Adventure Pup proudly hustling down a trail with his stick of the day, a very respectable 10-footer. Now that’s a stick! The sticks my dogs bring me on hikes? Mere twigs. Now I’m not saying they’ll never get promoted to regional branch managers,

Because if there’s one thing I’ve learned from pet ownership, it’s how much my hellcats love being carried around in bags, pet fashion designer MiMi Custom Clothing has created this tote that turns your cat into a lion. You just put your cat inside, attach the safety hook to its

Because drinking on the go is the only way to drink as far as I’m concerned (I’m a mover and a shaker, or at least a wiggler and a jiggler), Franzia is selling the $50 Box Wine Backpack, a backpack that’s perfectly sized for a box of their finest vino,

This is a video of designer Ari Serrano demonstrating a pair of pants he made that have an integrated pet carrier in the butt. I’m pretty sure it’s more of a conceptual piece than a practical one, because you can’t sit while carrying your pet. Well you could, but then

This a video presumably recorded off of ESPN69 of the 14th annual UK Wife Carrying Championship. Such action! I even witnessed a spill in there (seen above). It looks like the majority of contestants have a similar technique, with the wife’s legs dangling in front of the man’s face, and