Because those fast food calories aren’t going to burn themselves, this is a video of strongman Jaden Tyson Laing carrying a stripped (but still 800-pound) car through a McDonald’s drive-thru. His order? Just a single cheeseburger. Come on, Jaden, you’re carrying a car, surely you can get more than just

In actual plastic food news, this is a stop motion video of Youtuber Andrew of Hypno Motion preparing a LEGO double cheeseburger (that would be $18 at Five Guys), complete with bacon, lettuce, tomato, jalapeño and onion on a sesame seed bun. Yum! I mean except that it’s plastic. Plastic

Served at Grand Theft Auto IV’s Burger Shot, the Heart Stopper is a 6-pound, 40,000 calorie burger consisting of “7 luke-warm patties, cheese, lettuce, tomato, half a jar of mayonnaise, and pickles.” And Youtuber Babish Culinary University decided to recreate the deadly delicacy in real life. Just look at that

Combining themes from the two previous posts (world records and food), 70-year old Don Gorske (who looks like a Beatle that wandered into a McDonald’s and never left, eventually becoming manager) has extended his own Most Big Macs Eaten Guinness World Record, stretching the number of burgers he’s consumed to

Available from Etsy shop GiftCouturePaper, the Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper Set comes with everything you need to wrap a 6-piece cheeseburger of gifts: two sheets of sesame seed bun, one of burger patty, one cheese, one lettuce, and one tomato. All the sheets measure 24″ x 18″, so you won’t exactly

This is a video from Gatlinburg, Tennessee, of a bear discovering a backyard grill currently in use cooking some burgers, and helping itself to all ten of them. I can’t tell if that grill is really flimsy or if that bear is really strong, but the way the grill sways

This is a video from a McDonald’s employee who strapped a GoPro to their noggin and captured five minutes of their sandwich making during lunch rush. I’m not going to lie, those cheeseburgers looked good. Now I want a cheeseburger. Also, I could never do this. Partly because I crumble

This is a video of Youtuber and waster of perfectly good cheeseburgers MrGear letting an aquarium full of maggots eat a burger, as well as some some fruits and veggies. The burger action begins at 2:10, including some close-up and timelapse footage. But what about the maggots at the bottom