Because what good are tools if they can’t be thrown to make cool sounds *throws stud finder, disappointing breaking sound* these are a couple videos of Zach “The Speed Square King”
(I would have gone with Zach “The Speed Square King” King) throwing his carpenter’s speed square, which sounds like Thor’s hammer Mjölnir while flying. That’s pretty crazy. Even crazier? That Zach repeatedly catches that humming death triangle coming back at him after bouncing it off trees and tires. If that were me I’d be in the ER right now with a speed square in my skull, and all the veterinarians whispering if wearing a collar is sufficient to be treated as a pet. I’ll be half-consciously hoping so, because I ain’t got that people doctor money.