Easily my new favorite feel-good video, this is a clip of three-banded armadillo Roswell chasing down and wrapping himself around an apple (I’ve actually been meaning to post this for a while but it kept getting lost in my 400 tabs). How precious is that? Way more valuable than any gold or jewels, so I will take those off your hands if you have any. I SAID PUT THE RING IN THE BAG. Roswell lives at Conservation Ambassadors, where I also hope to live one day. I could watch Roswell apple roll all day. Do we have the technology to tattoo videos on the insides of eyelids yet? Because that’s what I want. Anytime I close my eyes, there’s Roswell with his apple. *sigh* Anything’s better than replaying the latest life mistake I’ve made. And I’ve made a lot of them. If I had a dollar for even just the recent ones I could be swimming in a pool of losing lotto scratchers right now.