This is a video repeatedly demonstrating the restraining power of the BoloWrap, a device that fires a non-lethal bola (a cord with a weight on each end that quickly wraps around a target, ensnaring them) to limit a suspect’s movement and make apprehension easier. Hey, whatever works, but there’s no way you’d be able to fire that around my legs without hitting my penis, sending me into a blind rage. “You’d pass out.” I’m getting faint just thinking about it.

Slow motion demo at the end of the video.