This is a video of 29-year old Cocco’s Pizza delivery guy Tyler of Delaware County, Pennsylvania (DelCo — which I’ve heard is not only a place but a way of life) helping put an end to a police pursuit by casually tripping the fleeing suspect as he runs by. Cocco’s

Because Jeff Bezos demands it, this is a video of an Amazon delivery driver attempting to make a delivery during a police standoff at a residence in Raleigh, North Carolina. Normally you’d think somebody this high would try to avoid the police. Me? I would have thrown the package from

Because you have to work with what you’re given, and if you aren’t given anything you steal a tractor and make a run for it, this is a video from North Carolina of 43-year old Ronnie Hicks (despite the perfect North Carolina name, I assume he’s actually visiting from Florida

This is a video of a Goiás, Brazil police officer demonstrating how to exit a tight parallel parking spot without wasting any time. Of course this technique will only work if you have a front-wheel drive car with a manual transmission. Or you don’t care about damaging your car or

This is some police dashcam and bodycam footage of a motorcycle/foot pursuit that ends with the suspect engulfed in flames after police taze him and his backpack (carrying a gallon of gasoline) is ignited. The suspect is expected to recover and faces all sorts of felony charges, but probably also

Because yellow tape means nothing to a robot, this is a video of a Serve autonomous food delivery bot casually entering a cordoned off crime scene in Los Angeles to deliver its food payload. I guess Serve forgot to include some police protocol programming for the robot. Obviously, it’s only

In cue the Benny Hill theme news, this is video of a police chase starring an out-of-shape officer jogging after a kid, who quickly rounds a corner and climbs a drainpipe onto the top of a building. But when the officer turns the corner he’s nowhere to be found, and

Because Florida Man has to summer somewhere, this is some Vermont State Police dashcam footage of a man in an excavator attempting to prevent the arrest of his 24-year old son by swinging the bucket of the heavy machinery at police. Unsurprisingly, both have since been arrested, where, God willing,