Police were recently dispatched to a shopping mall in Capalaba, Australia to retrieve 3-year old Ethan, who had crawled into a Hello Kitty claw machine via the prize shoot. Where were his parents when this was happening? My guess, if they parent anything like I uncle, is right there cheering

This is some dashcam footage from police in Excelsior Springs, Missouri, who found a man towing a 70-foot mobile home on Thanksgiving night, swerving all over the road. Suspecting the man was drunk, a chase resulted, with the man trying to make a run for it TOWING A 70-FOOT MOBILE

This is a clip of a Boston police officer inspecting a children’s slide for safety (I’m kidding, totally just dicking around), and getting taken on the ride of his life in the process. At least he didn’t shoot it afterwards. But why was he riding face-down? Who taught you how

This is a video from a Holiday Inn in San Jose, California of a thieving couple using a Lock Monkey style under-the-door lever opener to try to gain access to one of the rooms after knocking to make sure nobody was home (the woman in the room saw them through

This is a video of 29-year old Cocco’s Pizza delivery guy Tyler of Delaware County, Pennsylvania (DelCo — which I’ve heard is not only a place but a way of life) helping put an end to a police pursuit by casually tripping the fleeing suspect as he runs by. Cocco’s

Because Jeff Bezos demands it, this is a video of an Amazon delivery driver attempting to make a delivery during a police standoff at a residence in Raleigh, North Carolina. Normally you’d think somebody this high would try to avoid the police. Me? I would have thrown the package from

Because you have to work with what you’re given, and if you aren’t given anything you steal a tractor and make a run for it, this is a video from North Carolina of 43-year old Ronnie Hicks (despite the perfect North Carolina name, I assume he’s actually visiting from Florida

This is a video of a Goiás, Brazil police officer demonstrating how to exit a tight parallel parking spot without wasting any time. Of course this technique will only work if you have a front-wheel drive car with a manual transmission. Or you don’t care about damaging your car or