This is a video of concert organist Felix Hell performing a tribute to Johann Sebastian Bach on the largest musical instrument in the world, the Boardwalk Hall Auditorium pipe organ in Atlantic City, New Jersey. The organ contains 33,451 pipes, weighs over 150 tons, and is also the loudest instrument in the world, with its Grand Ophicleide organ stop described by Guinness World Records as “a pure trumpet note of ear-splitting volume, more than six times the volume of the loudest locomotive whistle.” Damn! Still, when awarding the record for the largest instrument in the world, I can’t help but feel like they omitted the obvious winner. “Please don’t say your skin flute.” My skin flute. It affects the tides you know.