I'm flying, Jack!
AirCar Flying Car Ready For Sale Next Year

Years in development and testing, the AirCar, an uninspiredly named flying car from Klein Vision (also a local optometrist), is set to go into mass production this summer and be on sale in 2026. The vehicle, which uses a regular gasoline engine (and 35 gallon tank) can extends its wings in under 2 minutes with the push of a button, and requires a 1,000-foot runway for takeoff — perfect for taking to the skies on a straight highway after a bank robbery. It has a 124MPH top speed on land, 155MPH in the air, with a range of up to 600 miles at an altitude of 10,000 feet. Unfortunately for anybody who wants one but isn’t reading this from a pool float in their gold vault à la Scrooge McDuck, prices will range from $800,000 – $1,000,000 depending on options. I recommend the ejector seat and life insurance options.