To celebrate Mario Day (MAR10) and take all my money in the process, LEGO has just unveiled a 1,972-piece build set of Mario in his Mario Kart. The $170 set is available now for pre-order, and will be on regular sale starting on what is presumably Maris Day (MAR15). Am

Special 8-packs of Nissin Cup Noodles sold in Japan will come with a limited edition squid spoon. Who doesn’t want a squid spoon? The variety pack includes 2 cups each of traditional Cup Noodles and Cup Noodles Seafood, as well as single servings of Cup Noodle Curry, Cup Noodle Chili

Sold by the Anvy Luna Store on Amazon (affiliate link), this wine bottle aerator looks like a skull puking blood as you pour. Available in silver and gold finishes, if skulls aren’t your thing (they should be everybody’s thing is the thing), they also have deer and lion head models

Manufactured by novelty product company Fred, Chomp is a pair of silicone pot holders that look like classic wind-up chattering teeth. Or my grandma’s dentures. Admittedly, I could use some pot holders, because I’ve just been wetting my hands with cold water and picking up and putting down scalding pots

Because there’s nothing quite like waking up next to a frog in your bed, Shinywear is selling this frog sleep mask with adjustable eyes. Available on Amazon, the mask features a one-size-fits-most elastic band and eyelids that can be adjusted to your current mood (not feeling like wearing a frog

Just when you thought the perfect recliner doesn’t exist, Ingrem enters the chat with their Power Smart Sofa Recliner, a $1,300 electric recliner with cat themed accents like paws and ears. FINALLY. The chair is voice-controlled and has four preset levels of reclining (107° work mode, 111° gaming mode, 125°

Because more shoes should be oversized like the ones clowns wear, footwear maker BB IMP is dropping a pair of sneakers that look like Bugs Bunny’s feet. The upper is grey suede, with giant rubber toes beneath. That’s fun. I mean, at least for entertaining at a kid’s birthday party.

Because tacos make everything better, this is the suede and leather taco wallet crafted and sold by Hide & Drink on Amazon. The shell is made from suede, while the ingredients are made from dyed, full grain leather. Me? I’m a huge fan of tacos. I’m a firm believer that