Waffle House: like wrestling alligators, it’s a southern institution. And now the breakfast giant has teamed up with Greensboro, Georgia-based Oconee Brewing to produce Bacon & Kegs!, a respectable 6.5% ABV red ale infused with real bacon. Obviously, it makes the perfect accompaniment to your Waffle House order, even though

Are you the kind of person who decorates EVERY room of your house for the holidays? Well you’re in luck, because now there’s this Christmas Tree Toilet Plunger to sit next to the toilet in your guest bathroom, bringing Christmas cheer to everyone while they pee on the seat. Actually

Butt masks are a real product that exists. Bawdy Butt Masks, made by DOPE Naturally (WTF is going on here?), the masks come in four varieties: BITE IT (plant based collagen, hydrating + toning), SLAP IT (caffeine infused, retexturing + detoxifying), SHAKE IT (marine algae, firming + illuminating), and SQUEEZE

This is the $35 Stretch Clock available for preorder from almost object (shipping April 2021, if there IS an April 2021), a large rubber band with the workings of an analog clock attached along its length with the numbers 3 and 9 printed to the sides (with 12 and 6

Because nothing quite captures the essence of a Christmas holiday like drunk family members fighting with one another over politics/long-standing family feuds/who farted, this is a wine bottle Christmas tree. The tree holds 60 bottles of argument fuel and costs $300 on Amazon. Although I’m pretty sure it’s actually intended

To promote it’s deep fried turkey sandwiches, Arby has released this limited edition Deep Fried Turkey Pillow, a $60 helmet pillow in the shape of a turkey that you can stick your head up the rear of to nap. Me? I don’t need a pillow to nap, I can fall

Purveyor of solid standard hot sauces Cholula (I’m particularly fond of Original and Chili Lime) has teamed up with maker of kitchen and bath tools simplehuman to bring us this Touch-Free Hot Sauce Dispenser. Dropping at noon on December 1st for $130 (with free shipping and 64-ounce starter bottle of

In proof that dreams occasionally (rarely, but occasionally) do come true, Oreo has just announced the OREOiD online ordering system, a system that allows you to customize an Oreo order with choice of creme color (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, pink, or white), a fudge or white fudge dip,