Splitz Bedding ‘For Lovers Who Steal Covers’ feature $85 – $210 split sheets and blanket sets so you don’t break up with your significant other because they keep stealing your covers in the middle of the night. They’re split all the way down to the very bottom, where they’re attached.
Can you never decide what to eat? You sound like my girlfriend. Enter the dishwasher safe Panwaffle ($20 on Amazon), a waffle/pancake iron that makes a waffle in the center of a pancake, for the best of both worlds. Of course as soon as I’ve got the batter mixed and
This is the very real and very available on Amazon FartVac, a $12 hose and bulb vacuum with an activated carbon filter at the end designed to suck up farts from your pants before filtering the smell out of them and releasing them back into the wild. Now I know
In other freaky deaky Pokemon bedding news, this is the Gengar sleeping mat available for pre-order from Bandai in Japan. Unlike those Pikachu centipedes, I’m pretty sure this is an officially licensed product, and its price reflects that at $250. *spit-takes Count Chocula* No wonder bootlegging is so popular. Speaking
This is a set of hand-painted gaming dice created by die maker Live And Let Dice, inspired by the cherry blossom covered minty cans of AriZona Green Tea with Ginseng and Honey. A single D20 die will set you back $42, and a full set of D4,D6,D8,D10,D10%,D12, and D20 will
You know what the world has been missing? “Gold glitter taco sneakers.” Exaaactly. And now Dolls Kill has filled that folded tortilla shaped void with these Current Mood Salsa Time Taco Sneakers. The shoes cost $88 and ‘have a gold glitter construction, adjustable lace-up closures, and platform soles.’ Those are
This is a 3D printed ashtray made out of cement that looks like a smoking volcano whenever there’s a burning cigarette placed inside. It’s available from Espicades on Amazon for $28 plus $8 shipping, which seems a little pricey for a 3D printed cement ashtray. Is that cement even non-toxic?
You know what your bathroom needs? A plush Bob-omb toilet paper holder! “I don’t know about that.” I WILL RIP DOWN YOUR SHOWER CURTAIN ROD AND BREAK YOUR TOILET TANK WITH IT. Lol, two pots of coffee already. This is the ~$27 Bob-omb Toilet Paper Holder. The end of the