Remember: the higher you hold your fists, the more likely you are to win.
Amateur Street Fight With Mortal Kombat Sound Effects Added

In celebration of the new Mortal Kombat movie coming out (I watched it twice in the theater and once on HBO Max using my girlfriend’s brother’s wife’s account!), this is a video of an amateur street fight with Mortal Kombat sound effects added. I really appreciate the tall guy’s use of the spinning kick — you don’t see that every day. Clearly this man fancies himself some sort of martial artist, and I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn he owns several Bruce Lee posters, and at least one pair of replica ninja swords on a wooden stand. Plus he gets in a little bonus four-finger poke and kidney kick after the fight has clearly ended. You have to admire that sort of ferocity. Obviously, if I were king he would be my champion and fight in my stead. Probably only once though if we’re being perfectly honest.