This is a humorous video of Texas-based Youtuber The Urban Rescue Ranch demonstrating how to effectively deal with a very bitey Rhea named Kevin. But, at least from what I gathered from the video, if you don’t have a plastic trash can lid to push him away with, you’re pretty much f***ed, and this dude ends up getting bit real nice several times. Now, I’ve personally never dealt with bitey rheas before, but I’m a seasoned pro dealing with dire rheas. The secret is hoarding super soft toilet paper. According to WebMD I have and am dying of everything.