Step into my time machine (take your shoes off first!) and take a trip back to 1986 and Jeopardy’s second season, in which Kathy Harley blows Final Jeopardy by failing to write her answer in the form of a question, losing the game she would have won. That is unfortunate.

This is a video from free-diver, surfer, conservationist and harbor seal enthusiast Michael Boyd, who has befriended a harbor seal named Mowgli, who kindly provides him with complimentary tickles and hair combing. Those are good free services to have! The best part of the video though is the part documenting

This is a clip edited by Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), featuring David Bowie and Queen’s 1981 banger ‘Under Pressure’, but with everything but the nonsensical scatting sounds removed. It’s like tasting a single element of a deconstructed version of the song, the same way you might the individual

This is a clip of a Boston police officer inspecting a children’s slide for safety (I’m kidding, totally just dicking around), and getting taken on the ride of his life in the process. At least he didn’t shoot it afterwards. But why was he riding face-down? Who taught you how

This is a video from Matt Anderson, who couldn’t find his phone while driving but knew it was nearby because it was playing music via Bluetooth. Finally, he located the phone, and his copilot captured footage of it teetering on the vehicle’s hood. How did neither one of you see

This is a video of World Beatbox Champion SO-SO performing a medley of Super Mario song remixes entirely with beatboxing and vocal performance. There is no additional instrumentation or sound effects, it’s all SO-SO. It’s actually way better than so-so though, it’s amazing. The songs he covered were Super Mario

World records: there’s one for everything. Even the number of empty cans stuck to your face with suction. How do I know those cans are regulation?! The newest record of 9 cans was set by 31-year old Shunichi Kanno, who beat Jamie “Canhead” Keeton’s previous record of 8. Wow, only

In other wiener related news (is it going to be one of those days?! Only time will tell. We can all hope though), this is a video of a phallic cloud spotted while driving. There’s no doubt about it, that’s a cumulus wiener. I included screencaps with both the Steak