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Kinetic Sculpture Of 18 Headless Figures Keep ‘Head’ Rolling Around On Their Backs

This is a video of Round Table, a kinetic sculpture created by South Korean artist U-ram Choe, where 18-headless straw figures appear to squat and stand to balance a single rubber band “head” on the table atop their backs, and prevent it from rolling off. Wow. Wow wow wow. This piece really spoke to me. “About necromancing decapitated enemies back to life to do your bidding?” It spoke to you too!