This is some drone footage of a climber successfully summiting a rocky, snow-covered peak. It’s beautiful, sure, but I’d be lying if I said that looks like a good time to me. That looks cold and dangerous. And while I’m all about danger, I don’t do the cold. I do

Note: Turn your volume down, crashing. Because there’s a good reason God gave cats nine lives, this is some night vision security cam footage (presumably set up after a ghost left dirty dishes in the sink) of a cat attempting to leap off a trashcan onto the kitchen counter. Unfortunately

Presumably after seeing the Super Mario 64 version of Radiohead’s In Rainbows go triple platinum gum wrapper, this is a video from Youtuber Something Is Real (is it though?) of Nirvana’s Nevermind album recreated using Super Mario 64’s soundfont. It was a good listen. Should have used Toad for the

This is an experiment determining once and for all if corgi butts float. The answer? Yes, corgi butts float. Valuable information. I hate to think how many Bothans died to bring us this information, but there’s no question their sacrifice was worth it. Same goes for finding out what all

In a clear case of art imitating my life, this is a video from the Perrotin Gallery in Los Angeles of a kinetic wooden sculpture created by artist Barry McGee repeatedly banging its head against the wall. We’ve all been there. I’m there right now. I don’t do this sort

This is a video of Polish stunt pilot Lukasz Czepiela landing a specially modified plane (total weight reduced to 940 pounds, main fuel tank moved to rear for harder braking, plus nitrous added for taking off again) on the 87-foot diameter helipad atop the 56-story Burj Al Arab Jumeirah hotel

This is a video of internet sensation Mr. Trololo (Eduard Khil) getting a posthumous AI upscaled version of his non-lexical 1976 performance of “I Am Very Glad, as I’m Finally Returning Back Home” that really brought the roof down when the internet discovered it back in 2010. That seems so

Because this is the internet and the internet basically IS the Matrix, here’s a music video from Auralnauts featuring the characters from The Matrix performing Vanilla Ice’s 1990 banger ‘Ice Ice Baby’. It’s pretty much exactly what I expected, which was just what I needed. TRUE STORY: when I was