This is a video of dancing duo Tuzelity Shuffle demonstrating their synchronization skills with a little stair dancing in front of a crowd gathered outside an IKEA store, presumably after stuffing their faces with Swedish meatballs and buying a bunch of furniture they’re going to fail to assemble properly. TRUE

This is a short video of three cats frozen in battle over a dead bird on a rooftop. If they didn’t move at the end I would have assumed this was just a Renaissance painting. Love those things. Especially the tasteful nudes. Those alabaster boobs — painted almost as if

Because apparently the internet is rife with songs in the style of Blink-182, this is a multi-track cover of Smash Mouth’s 1999 banger ‘All-Star’ in the band’s style as performed by musician Evan Sherman. Evan was actually inspired by the Blink-182 covers performed by Alex Menton (previously) before deciding to

This is a video from a recent Cincinnati Reds game of a fan catching a foul ball that bounces in the stands while bottle-feeding an infant in his lap. Pretty impressive. Of course I could have caught that ball while bottle-feeding a baby, feeding myself a hot dog, drinking a

This is a video of strongwoman/She-Hulk Samantha Belliveau successfully performing a 183.4-pound circus dumbbell lift to set a new world record. For reference, that’s more than the average American adult weighs (181-lbs) lifted IN ONE HAND. Now I know what you’re thinking, and I agree — I assumed the average

Because bad ideas come in all shapes and sizes, this is a video of a Buick towing an Expedition (with nothing but a tow strap) towing a custom truck-bed trailer towing an RV. And as far as bad idea shapes and sizes go, this one is a red octagon with

This is a video of a high school teacher reassuring students that faculty wouldn’t ask them to do anything that they wouldn’t do themselves, before taking a hard nosedive into the dirt because the guy that was supposed to be holding her safety line got distracted macking it to another

Well, despite my offer to let this site go in a similar deal, Elon Musk decided to buy Twitter instead, in a move that will undoubtedly add fuel to this burning dumpster fire we call the internet. Help contribute to the last beacon of hope in the blaze and consider