Because this is the internet, and the internet runs on caffeine and nitrous balloons, this is a satisfying close-up video of granulated sugar sinking through the frothed milk top of a latte, all set to Don Davis’s dramatic ‘Neodammerung’ from The Matrix Revolutions. Now I want a latte. Unfortunately, my office doesn’t have a gofer to run and grab coffee for everyone, and when I announce I want a coffee I’m always told to just go get one myself. So you see, boss, that explains all the DoorDash charges on the company card– because we need a gofer.