This is a heartwarming video of a woman approaching a skateboarder after he’s repeatedly tried and failed to land a nightmare flip and offers some wonderful words of encouragement and positivity. How about that! No threatening to call the police or anything. What a beautiful soul. My soul? My soul

Seen here about to start spraying some of that noxious blue disinfectant-deodorizer that can never quite keep the shit smell at bay, this is a video from a Denver park of a porta-potty taking to the skies in strong winds. As someone so kindly just reminded me in an email,

Because the internet can be both alive with of wonder and a clogged public toilet simultaneously just like Schrödinger’s cat, this is ‘The Pictures Of Fat Dogs Metal Song’ created by musician Frazee Wooster. It’s a heavy metal song about chonky dogs. My dogs? My dogs are neither overweight nor

This is a video of an Emperor Palpatine toy Force lightning the shit out of Luke Skywalker via a Tesla Coil performing The Imperial March. You know the internet really gets boners for stuff like this. Me? I only get boners for one thing, and one thing only. “Footlong chili

Did you the Balloon World Cup is a real thing that exists? That was news to me when I first started writing this article. Now I feel like I’ve known it forever. Or it was all a dream. Or this is all a mistake. Anyway, this is a video of

Seen here looking like a mishap at Willy Wonka’s factory, this is a video of a juice factory in Parana, Brazil spewing grape juice from the top of a giant storage tank after a leak occurred while juice was being transferred from one tank to another. Can you even imagine

This is a video of a man who came up with a rather ingenious way of hiding his work tools in his pickup truck — with rear side panels that lift hydraulically to reveal storage compartments. Pretty clever. Of course now that I know about it I’m going to be

Old dogs: maybe you really can teach them new tricks. Take this video of Scooby Doo spotted driving the gang’s Jeep Mystery Machine for instance. But can he parallel park? Also, can the driver see well out of that mask? I’m really hoping it was custom made and the whole