Because this is the internet and the internet never stops no matter how hard I press the big red button (I’m starting to think it’s not connected to anything), this is a video from There I Ruined It (previously) of ‘Baby Got Back’ sung to the tune of Leonard Cohen’s

These are the dashboard warning light pumpkin carvings executed by juggler and entertainer Scott Howard. I like how the check engine blinks. Scott says these are the “scariest pumpkins ever,” but as someone who’s been driving around with their dashboard lit up like a Christmas tree for well over 12,000

This is a drive-by of a home in Corona, California that goes as hard as possible on Halloween decorations, and particularly the inflatables. There also appear to be a couple bounce houses in their driveway at the end. If you can fill it with air, they’re into it, and $10

Constructed by HackADay user mircemk using as many 3D printed parts as possible, this self-balancing cube uses an Arduino Nano microcontroller and MPU6050 gyroscope / accelerometer to control 3 motor-driven reaction wheels to keep itself balanced — even standing on one corner on a slope! Me? I can’t stand on

This is a video from artist Rudy Willingham, who carved and photographed 80 pumpkins so that they perform Michael Jackson’s Thriller dance when viewed as a stop motion video. That’s cool. Am I going to project this onto a bedsheet in my front yard as my only Halloween decoration this

These are several photos and videos of the Halloween display created by some homeowners in East Aurora, New York, featuring a giant spider on a boom that appears to crawl down a 3-story web to the yard below. For reference, I have several pumpkins, a hay bale, and some dried

Just when you thought the perfect recliner doesn’t exist, Ingrem enters the chat with their Power Smart Sofa Recliner, a $1,300 electric recliner with cat themed accents like paws and ears. FINALLY. The chair is voice-controlled and has four preset levels of reclining (107° work mode, 111° gaming mode, 125°

This is a video of disgusting monster (I’m just jealous) Mike Jack setting the Guinness World Record for most hot sauce consumption in 3 minutes, slurping down a respectable 1.123 kilograms (2.48 pounds) of Sriracha in 180 seconds. According to Guinness World Record Adjudicator Juliet Dawson, “It was one of