This is a video of disgusting monster (I’m just jealous) Mike Jack setting the Guinness World Record for most hot sauce consumption in 3 minutes, slurping down a respectable 1.123 kilograms (2.48 pounds) of Sriracha in 180 seconds. According to Guinness World Record Adjudicator Juliet Dawson, “It was one of the most intense 3 minutes of record breaking I’ve ever witnessed.” Haha, she should come see some of my record-breaking attempts. Also, does sriracha really count as hot sauce? It’s only 1,000 to 2,500 Scoville units — that’s low. Even Tabasco is 2,500 to 5,000 Scoville units and that’s still tame. I have some stuff in the cupboard that will melt your butt open for four days straight.