Japanese artist Yasuhiro Suzuki dared to dream. Dared to dream of a boat that looks like a giant zipper “unzipping” the waters between the Azumabashi and Sakurabashi bridges on the Sumida River in Tokyo. Now that — that is some seriously daring dreaming. Some more details while I daydream very small about whether I’ll ever be able to dream as large some day:
That’s cool, he should attempt a button fly next. OR VELCRO. What’s your favorite fastener? Mine’s the opposite of whatever a bra uses because to this day my girlfriend still chuckles at me whenever I’m fumbling around back there. And do you know how that makes me feel? “Like somebody dropped a dumbbell on your boner.” Sometimes I won’t see another one for a whole week, and I’m definitely not risking a trip to the gym in the meantime.
Keep going for a video in case moving pictures are more your cup of tea.