This is a video of a headless statue in a graveyard that, from the right angle, appears to be a penis WITH a head. How about that! Schrödinger’s wiener. My dad sent me this by the way — clearly the man knows quality content when he sees it. Now you

This is a video of nature lover and photographer Mark Bowler getting up close and personal with a snake-mimic caterpillar (Hemeroplanes triptolemus), which has evolved an ass that looks like the head of a venomous pit viper in order to avoid predation. I’d say that works. I’m not even interested

Because I’m covering all the hard-hitting news today (and every day — the Pulitzer prize committee should just hire me to give prizes to myself), this is a video of a dog head that turns into a cat. Crazy — one second it’s a dog’s head, and the next it’s

Soap, just like a hamburger right before you swim, is hard not to eat, especially when your mom tells you not to. And now it’s going to be even more difficult no thanks to this hamburger soap manufactured and sold by Etsy shop SnowsCutSoaps. Each $6 slider-size burger comes with

Because can you even call yourself a band if you don’t have at least one instrument that looks like a creepy baby doll, these are the $300 BabyBot musical synthesizers created and sold by Moonlight Armada. Available in light theremin (red) and analog synthesizer (purple) editions, both are ‘set up

This is a video of Austin, Texas based Sideserf Cakes owner Natalie Sideserf demonstrating how to make a very realistic looking corn on the cob cake. Mmmm, bitcorns. Personally, I feel like the whole thing should have a glossy exterior like the bit under the melted butter for even extra

Because what better way to pay than with nostalgia, this is the Blockbuster Membership Card skin for sale by Etsy seller OdocoCustoms for $8. Available in four styles (chip cutout only, name and # cutout, chip and name cutout, and no cutout at all), you’ll be the envy of everyone

This is a video from Chris Meyer, project manager at Turner Construction Company, which was hired to help with the renovation of the Yale Peabody Museum of Natural History on the school’s campus in Newhaven, Connecticut, of an excavator with its jaw attachment very appropriately painted like a dinosaur head