This is a video of Major League Soccer’s Real Salt Lake player Aaron Herrera in a match against Atlas FC taking the ball after a couple passes from a toss-in and, spotting the goalie way outside the box, blasting one ito the back of the net from about 70 yards

Because music is everywhere (except my apartment building, which is a cacophony), this is a video of musician Publio Delgado remixing the sound of a dripping faucet into several different styles of musical groove. And speaking of grooves– “You’re going to tell us how you got yours back?” God no,

This is a short video of an incredibly fast conveyor belt sorting machine doing its thing, its thing being sorting objects into specific cardboard boxes, presumably to still get sent to the wrong address or lost in the mail after all its hard work. Where are the sex toys I

This is a video of South Korean Youtuber 3D Sanago using a 3D printing pen to craft an impressive Blastoise figure, then adding all the necessary components to make it a functional humidifier. That’s cool. Now make me a showerhead that looks like Magikarp! That’s always been a dream of

This is a video of a snowmobiler making the most of the offseason by riding his mount on a lake, exiting the water to perform a twisty flip off a ramp before returning to his unnatural habitat. Just like Billy Currington sings, “God is great, beer is good, and people

These are a couple videos of Hiko Android (who may in fact BE a robot in human disguise) performing mechanical dance moves that make it hard to believe he’s not an automaton. I didn’t think human bodies could move like that! Of course I said the exact same thing when

Tired of Saturn hogging all the ringed glory, Neptune recently showed off its own rings and moons for the James Webb Space Telescope, presumably hoping to score the centerfold in NASA’s monthly space erotica magazine Planetboy. Being able to see the icy giant’s moons was certainly cool, but, admittedly, its

This is a video of some unassuming guy in a Napoleon Dynamite Vote For Pedro t-shirt performing Shaggy’s ‘Angel’ at karaoke (in a traditional in front of the dartboards dive-bar setup) and summoning the spirit of Shaggy himself for the performance. I did not expect that. Also, if there was