Because who wants to be called out in front of their mom for rubbing their bare ass against the headrest of their dad’s truck, this is a video of very beautiful eyed Colt disagreeing with the story his dad Caleb is telling about him. I don’t know, nine times out

This is a map detailing where the most out-of-state residents of each particular state come from. I learned a lot by looking at it. Mostly that Californians refuse to move any further east than Texas. Or maybe they all just run out of gas money there after having their dreams

Grandparents: what’s the internet? This is a video of a woman explaining the online dating world of Bumble to her grandparents, who provide her with their very honest feedback. I’m kind of surprised her grandma didn’t just shut it all down and insist she knows the perfect boy from church

Because things stopped making sense way back at the beginning of the year, this is a video of a group of eaters cutting a cake with their wine goblets. I have never seen that before. And I better never see it in real life or I will throw a hissy

Unable to visit Disney during the quarantine, the LaRochelle family of Napa Valley, California constructed this miniature version of the Matterhorn Bobsleds in their backyard, complete with caves, fountains and waterfalls. That…wow, that’s some real dedication. For reference, I would have just ridden down the stairs in a laundry basket

Because some people believe the old adage of not playing with your food only applies to solids, this is a video of glass artist Mattes Kuche giving a nudge to a wine glass he made with such a thin stem that the whole bowl of the glass actually wobbles back

This is the very appropriately titled ‘This F***’d Me Up as a kid!’, a compilation video of movie scenes predominately from the 80’s and 90’s that were nightmare fuel for kids to watch. Most scary, some heartbreaking. Obviously, the worst of them all has been and always will be– “Artax

An apple a day, am I right? “What about them?” Great with peanut butter or cheese, much harder to eat plain. This is a video of Slow Mo Guy Gavin spinning an apple in a jet of compressed air until it explodes, filmed at 28,500 frames/second so he can actually