Because things stopped making sense a long time ago, Atari and UK-based Shed Sauce teamed up to produce Atari Sauces, a line of “hot and BBQ sauces inspired by Atari classics.” Come on now, were the sauces actually inspired by classic games, or did you just loosely match existing sauce

This is a video of tuxedo cat Gus catching a ride on his caretaker grannysday’s walker as she takes it for a spin around the room. Apparently Gus insists on a ride whenever she uses the walker, which should come to no surprise to anybody who’s ever had a cat

The Red Bull Hardline is considered one of the most difficult downhill mountain bike races in the world. And, after watching this video (three and a half minutes of near certain death), I can see why. This is the helmetcam footage of Canadian mountain biker Jackson Goldstone’s winning run at

This is a video of heavy breather Sergey Tsyrulnikov setting the Guinness World Record for most hot water bottles burst in 1 minute via overinflating with breath, with a respectable nine. Of course that’s all the water bottles there were on the table, so thank goodness he didn’t finish them

Because there’s a minimum of two of everybody (I spotted one of my doppelgängers at a reggae concert in college and went to fight him to the death but lost him in the crowd), this is a video of a tuxedo cat meeting its LEGO twin and…doing whatever it does

This is a video of Justin Flom (previously: creating a carry-your-own-head Halloween costume for his daughter) using some water and freezing cold temperatures to make a roll of toilet paper stand on its own, supported only by its unrolled sheets. That’s something. Something he and his wife think is the

Proof that the internet can (very rarely, but occasionally) be a delightful place, this is a video from Youtuber eli_handle_b.wav placing It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’s patriarch Frank Reynolds in the action of Cyberpunk 2077. If you’re an elephant, you may remember Frank previously inserted into Baldur’s Gate 3 and

Because humanity is, by nature, complete garbage, the flightless dodo bird has the distinction of being the first known species to be completely extinguishing by human activity (hunting, habitat destruction, introduction of predators). The species was discovered and extinct in less than 80 years. Go us! In this clip from