This is an infographic created by Visual Capitalist detailing the wine consumption per state in America. The average per capita consumption of wine is 16.4 bottles, or 0.42 gallons of pure ethanol. That might sound like a lot, but keep in my people who guzzle wine like my aunt skew

This is a video of unorthodox entertainer Michael Rayner (aka brokenjuggler, previously seen here) rolling a hamburger around a Japanese style parasol until it sheds its burger wrapper and eventually launches its pickles into the parking lot. What a showman! Just don’t tell my girlfriend, she’d fight you for wasting

This IHOP dog. What a Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity cutie! I don’t even care if he ignores the ‘Please take one’ sign on the bowl of dog treats I left by the door, he deserves them all and I’ll refill it with a smile. View this post on Instagram

This is a video of a playful orange cat performing an interpretive shadow dance on the bed in the sunshine. It reminds me of Peter Pan fighting his shadow. Man, Peter Pan — that kid had it right. Stay young, be imaginative, eat a booger every now and then, and

In what I originally just assumed was a late April Fool’s joke, this is a video from Werther’s Original hyping their Werther’s Original Pocket Denim, jeans with a total of 30 riveted pockets up the legs for carrying their hard caramel candy. There are only 200 pairs of the limited

This a video of an 11-year old who chose Hooters for his celebratory birthday dinner. For the finale, the waitresses sing him the restaurant’s version of the happy birthday song while he stands on a chair, wearing a face mask like a beak and flapping two menus like wings. Good

Because what good is spending thousands of dollars on a robotic dog if it’s not going to pay for itself (all my dogs cost nothing and feel like they should deservedly earn nothing), this is a video of one that’s had a leaf blower attached to help with some yard

One-upping your neighbors: it’s the reason exterior holiday decorations were invented in the first place. And to take home the coveted golden candy pail award this year is a projection mapped display from Seasoned Projections featuring the original Ghostbusters. Now that — that is next level. My decorations? My decorations