I'm sorry I didn't eat before the show.
Fantastic Wrong Answer On Wheel Of Fortune

This is a clip of a recent Wheel Of Fortune contestant incorrectly solving the puzzle ‘GIVE YOURSELF A ROUND OF APPLAUSE’ with his far superior answer ‘TREAT YOURSELF A ROUND OF SAUSAGE’. Now it probably goes without saying, but if this doesn’t replace the original in our vocabulary, we have failed to evolve as a species.