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100-Car Hot Wheels Demolition Derby On Treadmill

Because who actually uses a home treadmill for exercise instead of rapidly eating Cheez-Its or riding in a laundry basket at faster and faster speeds, these are several videos of Youtuber Steve Wilkins and sons hosting 100 car demolition derbies on the piece of workout equipment, regularly increasing the speed until there’s a single winner. Being in a demolition derby — that’s always been on my bucket list, ever since I was a kid and bucket lists didn’t even exist yet (according to Wikipedia, the term “was coined by American and British screenwriter Justin Zackham in his screenplay for the 2007 film The Bucket List.”) The key to winning is reversing into opponents so you don’t damage your own engine. At least that’s what I’ve heard. It also looks like that’s what my girlfriend has been practicing with our cars in the driveway.

Keep going for the videos, which include some delightful commentary.