Try fitting that on your bike rack!
Bicycle With Front Wheel Split Into Thirds, Back Wheel In Half

Taking his previous project of a halved back wheel bike to the next illogical step, Youtuber The Q has built the ‘Epic Bicycle Formula 0.5 + 0.5 = 0.33 + 0.33 + 0.33’, a bicycle that has a front wheel split into thirds, and its back wheel split in half, so that as they rotate there’s always rubber on the ground. So that’s something. Something that he better try competing in next year’s Tour de France on, or what was the purpose?