Because stupidity knows no bounds, this is a video of a diesel truck owner blowing a cloud of black exhaust (aka rolling coal) into a youth-filled Whataburger in Texas during what appears to be some sort breast cancer awareness event or afterparty. Wow. When reached for comment about the incident,

This is a video of musician JMAPMUSIC attempting to play the iconic riff from Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ wearing more and more pairs of latex gloves, all the way up to twenty. He does a fine enough job I guess, although Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield will probably still try to

This is a video of an Emperor Palpatine toy Force lightning the shit out of Luke Skywalker via a Tesla Coil performing The Imperial March. You know the internet really gets boners for stuff like this. Me? I only get boners for one thing, and one thing only. “Footlong chili

Because fake it till you make it, this is a video of a home inspector detailing all the cheap fixes a builder made while constructing a $500,000 home in Tennessee. I think my favorite is the water heater sitting on a wooden pallet. Now that’s just ingenuity at its finest

Because our scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they never stopped to think if they should, this is a CGI video of the Jurassic Park theme played by a bowling ball rolling over rubber chickens. The theme will undoubtedly be stuck in my head all day

Presumably having watched one too many episodes of Knight Rider, this is some security cam footage of a woman driving up the rear ramp of a food delivery truck. I think what happened was that, seeing her lane was blocked, she wanted to merge into the left lane without having

Because what good is buying a compact crossover SUV if you can’t do a little off-roading/on-sidewalking, this is a video of a woman in a new Nissan Rogue going over a high curb at a Sonic drive-in. Some more details from the guy filming while I wish I had a

This is a video of virgin Facebook live-streamer Sharon Bunch Skipper (great name for a fisherwoman, btw) capturing the successful return of a beached hammerhead shark to the ocean by local fisherman when she realizes she doesn’t know how to end her live-stream, and proceeds to just film herself and