Note: Keep your volume in check, bowling ball cannon. Because some people have all the fun (leaving nothing but weekend crumbs for the rest of us), this is a video from the Ballistic High-Speed Youtube channel of a bowling ball cannon, capable of launching balls at up to 400ft/second. Over

This is a video of incredibly skilled six time World Irish Dance champion Lochlan Howard demonstrating his Irish dancing moves, stepping so fast it’s hard to believe this is even real. I like those little hops he does — looks like he’s legitimately floating. And maybe he is. He should

This is a video of GoPro Award recipient Emma Bryan being rewarded with a jet flight and a face melting 10G’s of acceleration. That means her body felt 10 times heavier than normal. If my body felt 10 times heavier than normal? I’d almost certainly form a black hole. Emma

17 months of design and experimentation in the making, this is a video of Youtuber Think Flight setting the world record for largest rubber band powered airplane, with a 16-foot wingspan flying machine. That’s cool, all my rubber band airplanes always ended up on the roof and me crying about

This is a video of Jojo The Adventure Pup proudly hustling down a trail with his stick of the day, a very respectable 10-footer. Now that’s a stick! The sticks my dogs bring me on hikes? Mere twigs. Now I’m not saying they’ll never get promoted to regional branch managers,

This is a video of a woman filming and laughing at two friends as they lose their balance on paddle boards and fall into the water. Admittedly, I do like that guy’s wobble dance. Also I’m not convinced the woman laughing didn’t cause these people to fall. Although why the

This is a video of two black-headed seagulls pushing another off a railing, then laughing about it together. It looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie. It’s not though, it’s real life. An unfortunate life for that bird being bullied. Hopefully it found some french fries and

This is a video of a man attempting to leap from the Gorilla Bounce on a tropical beach and landing too close to the springs, which decide to give up the ghost, leaving him flopping into the water. Thankfully he wasn’t seriously injured. True story: I jumped right through the

This is a video of a young parm lover getting the special treatment at Olive Garden as a waitress grates some parm onto her dinner, then into her water, and finally, directly into her mouth. Now that is some quality service. Olive Garden wasn’t even on my radar for dinner

This is a video of a mother moose (not to be confused with Mother Goose, who would be far less effective at scaring away a bear) repeatedly treeing a black bear nearing her calves. Moose: they’re huge and you don’t want to mess with them. They’re not deer, you can’t