Like a hot knife through room temp butter.
Skateboarder Makes Smoothest Recovery Ever After Fall

Note: I originally posted this back in 2020 but I saw it going around the internet again so I’m dredging it back up like terrifying deepwater fish because the article I wrote was so good I’m lazy.

This is a video of a skateboarder wiping out after a jump and performing the smoothest tumbling backflip recovery I’ve ever seen in my 800+ years on this planet. “Dammit, not with the undead warlock sh!t again.” I’ll have you know the skateboard was invented two days after I turned 730. I remember it well because I was still blowing out my birthday candles when I heard the news.