TO INFINITY AND BEYOND
Video Of Pakistan’s Elite Armed Rollerblading Police Unit
This is a short video (complete with sick soundtrack) of the elite armed rollerblading police force being trained in Karachi, Pakistan to help combat street harassment and theft. Admittedly, rollerblades are fast. Also admittedly, they’re significantly not fast at all on anything that isn’t concrete or asphalt, which I imagine
Read More
Canadian Geese Parents Protect Goslings From Hawk
This is a video of two Canadian geese protecting their goslings from a hawk attack. When the hawk comes in hot one goes low to cover the babies with its wings, while the other takes to the air to meet the hawk in aerial combat. Honestly, I thought one was
Read More
‘LaserFactory’ Builds Drone Capable Of Flying Itself Off Assembly Line
This is a video demonstration of MIT’s ‘LaserFactory’, a laser cutter that’s been modified into an fabrication platform capable of producing functional devices. In this video, it cuts the pieces necessary to build a drone, then pours silver into the circuit traces, attaches its electronic components, solders the silver in
Read More
Anti-Gravity RC Car Falls On Man’s Head While He’s Playing With It
In what is undeniable the lowest budget Fast And Furious movie to date, this is a short video of a shirtless man with a moderate gold chain collection playing with an anti-gravity race car (I’m fairly certain this model available via Amazon for $29) on the ceiling directly above his
Read More
The Aftermath Of A Roomba Running Over Wired Earbuds
This is a short video of the aftermath of a Roomba running over a pair of Apple EarPods while sweeping the room, which eventually brought the Roomba to its metaphorical knees, like a tow-cabled AT-AT. According to the official video description: “Earphones Entangle Into Robot Vacuum Cleaner After They Swiped
Read More
Ice Skater Crashes Through Thin Ice Of Amsterdam Canal
This is a video of a man in Amsterdam who clearly had one too many space cakes and thought he was performing in *Googles Dutch fairy tales* ‘The Legend Of The Wooden Shoe, On Ice’, making the poor decision to skate on a part of the canal that doesn’t look
Read More
What The: Creepy Baby Dolls Modded Into Musical Synthesizers
Because can you even call yourself a band if you don’t have at least one instrument that looks like a creepy baby doll, these are the $300 BabyBot musical synthesizers created and sold by Moonlight Armada. Available in light theremin (red) and analog synthesizer (purple) editions, both are ‘set up
Read More
Two Jedi Spotted Having A Lightsaber Duel In The Snow
This is a video from Denver, Colorado, where a resident on her balcony spotted two Jedi having a lightsaber duel “in 30° degree weather while it’s snowing outside.” Well sure, you don’t really postpone a lightsaber battle due to inclement weather. When you need to gut someone with a plasma
Read More
Finally: Steve Miller Band’s ‘The Joker’ With The Guitar Wolf Whistle After Every Line
Hot on the heels of ‘Jack And Diane’ but most of the lyrics are “Suckin’ on a chili dog,” this is an remix from web developer Matthew McVickar of the Steve Miller Band’s 1973 classic ‘The Joker’ but with the iconic guitar slide wolf whistle from the “Some people call
Read More
Awww: One-Eyed Special Needs Rescue Chihuahua’s Incredible Dance-Walk
This is a video of Mister Mortimer (aka Morty the Misfit) demonstrating his very unique neurological gait, perfectly set to Harry Belafonte’s calypso classic ‘Jump in the Line (Shake, Señora)’. What a little stud. There are a bunch of other videos of Morty being a precious angel on his TikTok
Read More