TO INFINITY AND BEYOND
Women Accidentally Squat On Dude’s Face At Gym
Seen here wearing UGGs to the gym, these are two TikTok videos from hunk Samuel Stratis of women accidentally squatting right onto his face while he’s working out. At first I assumed they’d just be staged, but I don’t think they are. You know — maybe I should start hitting
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Cat Opens Round Doorknob: Nowhere to Run, Nowhere To Hide
This is a video captured by Redditor foflexity, who couldn’t figure out how his cat was getting out of his workshop, so he set up a camera to find out. The answer? DEXTERITY. The way the cat is able to create enough friction on the round knob to turn it
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Small Plane Pilot Makes Emergency Landing On Mountain Highway
This is some wing-cam footage of pilot Vincent Fraser making an emergency landing on a North Carolina mountain highway following the failure of his Aero Commander 100’s engine. He does a great job, and it looks like a textbook emergency landing. Of course he’s lucky that happened in the mountains
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Sea Lions Chasing People From Beach
Staking claim as the rightful owners of the beach (and justifiably so), this is a video of a couple large sea lions chasing humans off their sand in La Jolla, California. Just look at those human meatbags run! Clearly, this is a local’s only beach. Now if only those sea
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POV Footage Of A McDonald’s Crispy Chicken Sandwich Being Made
This is some POV footage from McDonald’s franchise owner Stephen Patula of him demonstrating how the fast food giant’s popular Crispy Chicken Sandwich is made from start to finish. So, how is a McDonald’s Crispy Chicken Sandwich made? SPOILER: Not like any one I’ve ever ever eaten. I mean he
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Star Wars Characters Perform Smash Mouth’s ‘All Star’
Because this is the internet and the internet never sleeps, only watches you sleep, this is a 2016 video created by The Tonight Show of scenes from Star Wars movies edited together so the characters sing Smash Mouth’s 1999 banger ‘All Star’. It’s everything you would expect it to be,
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The Jewel Cooler: A Car A/C Attachment To Cool Your Privates
It’s summer, and you know what that means — unintentionally cooking your meat in the car. No thank you! So to help prevent overcooked privates, Matty Benedetto of Youtube channel Unnecessary Inventions created the Jewel Cooler, a car A/C port attachment that hoses fresh air straight to your unfresh underwear.
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69-String Bass Guitar Solo
In much less dangerous world record news, this is a video of musician and Youtuber Davie504 playing the world record holder for bass guitar with the most strings, with a respectable 69. Nice number choice. Of course it’s hard to play all of those strings at once, which is a
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The New World Record For Largest Wave Ever Surfed
This is a video of big wave surfer/crazy person Sebastian Steudtner riding the new world record for largest wave ever surfed, with an almost unfathomably 26.21-meter (85.99-foot) behemoth. Could you even imagine? I can’t even imagine. And this is coming from a guy who once bodyboarded a 18-incher in Ocean
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Machining A Massive 10-Ton Bevel Gear
In Metal Gear Solid news, this is a video from the fun-loving Finnish couple of Beyond The Press at a factory to see how a 10-ton bevel gear is machined. How are they machined? Very slowly, and it takes about two weeks to finish one gear. For reference, if I
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