Because how it’s made is often a fascinating process (especially love), this is a video from a factory where a GWIN TECH blow-molding machine makes an entire boat from a solid piece of plastic. The blow-molding process involves heating a bladder of plastic so it’s nice and malleable, then pressing the everliving shit out of it with two giant metal dies, where it cools into its permanent shape. I told you it was fascinating! Now, about how love is made: first, I eat four dozen raw oysters. Then, when I’m finally finishing puking in the bathroom, my girlfriend is already fast asleep starfishing the bed and I have to sleep on the couch with an uncomfortable boner, the end.