NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY
CrossFit Cat Gives High-Fives To Exercisers

This is a video from a CrossFit gym in Hohhot City, China of the gym’s cat encouraging passing exercisers with high-fives. That’s nice, because if there’s one thing a CrossFitter needs, it’s somebody besides themselves to care about their workout. Also, if this was one of Hemingway’s polydactyl cats it would be handing out high-sixes inst4ead. Although it probably wouldn’t be handing out high-anythings, just mixing drinks and asking these people why they even bother exercising when they could be writing about truth and war.