The robot apocalypse: it can’t come soon enough for some people. And to prove it, here’s a video of Boston Dynamics’ latest iteration of its Atlas humanoid that’s capable of running, crawling, doing cartwheels, and breakdancing. So, if you were wondering if robots were now able to easily circumvent any anti-robot traps you set up around your house, the answer is a definitive yes, and the only foolproof protection is my $39 anti-robot spray. I recommend a can for every room of the house. “This is just bug spray you relabeled.” Huff enough and you’ll be invincible!