Cats: they’re born rulers. And what better way to demonstrate their sovereignty than forcing their owner to build them forts? This is a video of Chris Burton of Half-Asleep Chris (I’m 95% Asleep Jack) building ten different forts for his cats Ralph and Bella using (in order): cardboard shipping tubes, foam bricks, a teepee, toilet paper rolls, a geodesic dome, plastic sticks and blankets, giant LEGO style bricks, a camouflaged bird-watching hide, a network of tunnels, and a kid’s playhouse. That’s fun! I mean, if you’re a cat. Most of those were barely big enough for me to fit inside. Ralph, Bella — demand your peasant comes and builds me a tree fort.