Because some people actually bother putting their know-how to good use, this is a video of Youtuber Engineezy building and playing a physical version of the Flappy Bird video game. It’s a very impressive build, featuring pipes that rotate on a conveyor belt, randomly adjusting their height as a player attempts to flap their way through. It also dispenses different colored coins for achieving certain scores. I would totally play this at the arcade, especially if those coins were redeemable for a plushie to give my girlfriend. Did you know the creator of the original Flappy Bird removed it from app stores because “he felt guilty over what he considered to be the game’s addictive nature and overusage?” That’s wild, because if I were a betting man (which I am, keep an eye out for my bookie) I’d have bet 100% of the population would have sold that game for top dollar and not cared if it destroyed lives. Are we sure he’s even human? I’ll bet you he’s an alien.